You Only Talk In Movie Quotes
At first it was funny when you did the whole ‘I’m Ron Burgundy’ thing. Anchorman is a pretty funny movie. Then the floodgates opened. I don’t even think that you are a human anymore. You are this weird combination of the scripts of various Will Ferrell and Paul Rudd films and the AFI Top 100 Film Quotes. Do you even have a personality? Is your desktop background really a picture of the Wedding Crasher’s movie poster? Is your ringtone really ‘Afternoon Delight’? Did you only know that song because it was in Anchorman?
We can’t be together because you can’t come up with a sentence on your own. I need to end this thing we have before you see Ace Ventura, so let me just leave this relationship with some parting words. “You had me at hello, but what we’ve got here is a failure to communicate. So here’s to looking at you kid, and your little dog too. Go ahead, make my day because frankly my dear, I don’t give a damn. I’m going to make you an offer you can’t refuse, play ‘As Time Goes By’ because after all, tomorrow is another day. Hasta la Vista, nobody puts baby in a corner.”
-Written by Marie
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