



T: Today I talked to a lot of girls!
me: Really? How many is “a lot”?
T: Oh I don’t know… 12 or 100 or 14…
me: What do you say to them?
T: “Hi Girls” or “Hey Ladies” and then I tell them they look like Taylor Swift or Rihanna

my love for seth cohen* is an endless love
*yes, i realize seth cohen is a character played by the actor adam brody and i stand by the above statement

“Blue Steel” or Birth Control? (Taken with instagram)
I knew since the day I called her a ‘homosapien’
the future mr. keeks

Society of Healthy Mastication Dinner #3 One of These Things Is Not Like The Other Edition (Taken with instagram)
Tupac dies and HE lives?!
PG on JM… In other news, I now have something I dislike about PG

dinner and a toast to the new mrs. nawroz (Taken with instagram)

Reality Bites
To paraphrase Charlotte York: I’ve been dating since I was 15, my hair is tired, WHERE IS HE?!