or adventures in online dating

my matches?

• devotees of religions i have never heard  of
• men who were born women
• proud owners of multiple cats
  
• “big poppas”
• mask wearers (i.e. storm troopers, darth maul, ninjas)
  
• over zealous nascar fans
• dirty old men
• dirtier older men

and “RowdyMan_pal” is definitely NOT Paul Walker: