me: see it was good i talked to her because now you know she wants you!

d: yeah, she wants me. she invited me to this thing.

me: good! perfect! go, you have to go! yay romance!

d: should i go or should i blow it off? if i blow it off she will really want me.

me: ugh! YOU SHOULD GO! i hate boys.

d: i’m blowing it off.

me: i hate you.

d: it always works.

me: girls are dumb.