After four weeks of preteen angst, hormonal crying jags, ATTITUDE and incessant Valley Girl chatter (which I have tried to combat with bribes, threats and consequences (I’m no amateur) ) I have found the PERFECT technique for battling 12 year olds who think they are 16 and starring opposite Nicolas Cage in Valley Girl… A taste of their own medicine! And oh my god is it radical and effective and like a ton of fun (hair flip), Like why didn’t I totally think of this like, sooner?