d: you can’t sit with us, you’re a girl.
me: no I’m not really, I am an old girl, like a mom
d: no you’re a girl and you’re not allowed
me: I’m a lady or a woman!
d: no you’re too young to be a mom or lady or woman you’re a girl and you gotta go!
me: well, thanks for the compliment, you called me young…
d: yeah, and I called you a girl, so it’s a compliment and an insult

*or schooled by a newly 10 year old