How is it you don’t give someone a second thought for months (years?) then out of the blue you get a facebook friend request and all of a sudden it’s 2003 and you’re listening to this song in your 1999 turquoise Chevy Cavalier wondering where it all went wrong?
the realization that the closest thing i’ve had to hot sex lately was the “fill the boot” fireman calling my “sweet heart” and the foot massage i got during my pedicure last week.
unfortunately no, but i have been there and it is delish! i do however work at a mom and pop italian restaurant with two sisters 🙂
“Is this normal?”
Doesn’t everyone wake up at 5 am to drive to a baby shower?
I’m sick of just liking people. I wish to God I could meet somebody I could respect.
J. D. Salinger (via newyorkish) (via dressedtothe9s)
Who knew it was so exciting to face forward in the car? Babycakes, that’s who!
my heartbreak was quickly forgotten when i found sangria jars for $12.99!
Poor Brannon. You would think she just found out her dog died, but no. In fact she just read that John Mayer and Jennifer Aniston might be back together. It was a very sad 30 minutes. Then we went shopping!
funny stories/happy endings 