dealbreaker:

Your Silly Bandz

I suppose I could overlook one “Silly Bandz”, but your arm is filled with them. What are you six? Did you buy those? I mean, you had to of purchased those because there cannot be that many adults spending $2.99 for plastic misshaped bracelets. If a child had given them to you, that might be cute, but… Wait, wait, you’re buying these and filling your arms with them to pass out to other adults? Would I like one, two? It’s shaped like Sponge Bob? Cool? I don’t know what that means? No, I don’t want to date a child. Sorry, you can keep being all silly with those sweet bandz, I hope you find a pedophile who is into that shit.

Written by Trainwreck.

thatkindofwoman:

Why yes I would like to go on a date with you. 

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