Author: branolive
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advice for beth, who was super scared to be home alone with the power out
b: if someone attacks her tell her not to yell “help” or “rape” because no one will help her! yell fire because people care about their stuff burning.
j: bran says not to yell help, yell “fire”
b: actually, i would yell “FREE MONEY”!
j, and her (delish!) blueberry sour-cream pound-cake… she also makes babycakes!
The sources of the most frustrating expectations for men and women.
pbh3: Stuff No One Told Me (via thedailywhat)
bluster bluth: wedding planner?
turns out i wasn’t the only one who saw the resemblance
memorial day weekend… better late than never
the spot: every memorial day weekend since 1987
the resulting sunburn, also part of every memorial day weekend since 1987
dinner with karen and steve
“we’re not ordering any alcohol… do you want to get a bottle of red?”
and what weekend would be complete without the 3 B‘s:
Babycakes*
Birthdays
Bronx
*disclaimer: i am not responsible for the cakes headgear
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funny stories/happy endings 