homeworkism claims another innocent victim

i can’t finish! i’m going through a hard time right now! homeworkism, it’s a disease

sammie, age 10

further proof it’s always dick cheney’s fault

This photo of David Beckham made me realize I could be a cannibal.
He reminds me of roasted chicken.

necessary luxury

i just finished writing an email in which i misspelled “necessary”.

words i spelled correctly in the same email:

luxurious, glamourous, Le Creuset, chenin blanc

join!

“you have to look, it’s a pug! you know it’s going to be worth it!”

please note the greenie in his mouth!

Site favorite Guzzi from Steve in Norwalk, CT

me: so i’m on the guestlist for that party you’re working saturday

jess: really?? what is it for?

me: oh… ummm…uh, my neighbors first communion

though i am one to name name’s i shall restrain myself

New phrase, welcome to the zeitgeist/twitterverse.

no engagement cards, shower gifts or wedding presents to buy

no bridesmaid dresses and alterations, 5” bubblegum pink stilettos or tangerine pumps to complain about

and no “updo”s gone horribly wrong to cry over

but a whole lot less of this:

and my personal favorite part of weddings:

the bouquet toss aftermath (or why kiki had better be next)