you know you’ve had a good night when you find your shoes (which you thought you lost) in your purse at brunch the next morning… (Taken with instagram)
Author: branolive
There is no reason for you to be inside of a trash can.
Overheard at After School Clubs
I need to learn how to marry a pro athlete.
KEW
Yay! Let’s make out. After you shave your face and burn that hat. Yay!
Happy Endings
No one is listening and there is so much work to do!
Or my week so far.
This silly little video is an epic violation of international copyright law, and while watching it makes me inexplicably happy, posting it on my site also makes me an evil, evil pirate under the current markup of SOPA.
This post would technically qualify as a federal crime, and without a crack team of intellectual property attorneys on retainer, I might find myself staring down the business end of a court ordered domain seizure initiated by the Church of Scientology on Will Smith’s behalf.
I’m only a little bit kidding.
Fuck Scientology.
Fuck the police.
(Source: http://www.youtube.com/)
I’ve been listening to Taylor Swift when I should have been listening to Liz Phair! Fifteen year old me is shaking her head in disgust.
Texts only single girls receive
funny stories/happy endings 