my friends are the best people and make the best people! loved being a lady who lunches; if only for a day!
Author: branolive
4 coffees, 3 waters, one banana, countless iPhone videos and abundant gossip with 2babes, one Aves, Ambs, “Laura” and “Sonja” (Taken with Instagram at Starbucks – Tysons Corner Center)
I don’t talk trash; I talk smack. They’re totally different. Trash talk is all hypothetical like ‘Your Mama’s so fat she could eat the internet’ but smack talk is happening like right now, like you’re ugly and I know it for a fact cause I got the evidence right there.
Kelly Kapoor (via brannonollivier)
who doesn’t want to be that pizza? (Taken with Instagram at Casa de Cogan Fair Lakes House of Rock)
“how do you have all of those keychains and no bottle opener?” (Taken with instagram)
On Juggling Three Women
“As a woman you disgust me; as your friend, good for you!”
Oh my god my hair looks awesome! We should take it somewhere!
funny stories/happy endings 