Your looks are kinda pretty when your face don’t screw it up.
Author: branolive
true that.
As your best friend I forbid you from marrying a Republican who doesn’t read books!
Gross!
https://api.soundcloud.com/tracks/10230095/stream?client_id=3cQaPshpEeLqMsNFAUw1Q?plead=please-dont-download-this-or-our-lawyers-wont-let-us-host-audio
it feels so strange to feel good
and when I was the fire you were wood
cold war kids/broken open
unzipping my dress was the nicest thing he’s ever done for me
and even that was self serving
I have faith in the fact that one day, Taylor Swift songs will no longer be applicable to my love life. But, until that day, there will be frequent sing along car rides, windows down, music blasting without a hint of irony.
(Source: http://www.youtube.com/)
Most attraction has its roots in the unconscious desire to pick a good mate. Nerds are hot because they wear argyle well we subconsciously know we want our kids to be smart. Athletes are hot because their bodies are pretty we subconsciously know we want our kids to be strong. Therefore, it makes complete evolutionary sense for women to be drawn to men who play guitar because we subconsciously know we want our kids to be moody.
Guys with Guitars
Meghan O’Keefe via Hello Giggles
And Sometime, I’m Terribly Awkward with Everyone
Me (to newly engaged girl): congratulations! That is so exciting!
Her: thank you! Are you guys married??
Me: oh no, he is… I’m not… But I have a third date!
It’s not that I don’t believe in God, it’s that I don’t believe in getting out of my warm bed to go to church.
funny stories/happy endings 