there are no words to properly express my excitement, except, perhaps “Wocka, Wocka, Wocka!”
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Author: branolive
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Should we lose each other in the shadow of the evening trees
I’ll wait for you
And should I fall behind
Wait for me
“Do you want a bath in the big tub with a candle and bubbles or a bath in the sink with chips?”
Wonder which option Babycakes chose?
friend emails > work emails
Oh I just put on my nightgown and I’m lying down.
Things 28 year olds shouldn’t say when asked what they are doing at 9:34 pm on a Friday night
Things that automatically make a Man more attractive
A tan
Holding a baby
A guitar
A dog
An accent
An income
Out: Team Edward vs. Team Jacob
In: Team Gale vs. Team Peeta
“You might not like that. You might be very cynical about that. Well, fuck it, I don’t care what you think. I’m trying to do the right thing.”
— Republican New York State Senator Roy McDonald comes out for gay marriage, tells opponents he’s tired of Republican-Democrat politics. “They can take the job and shove it.”
Sir, I will be donating to your next campaign.
Everyone’s a Critic
s: what are we listening to?
me: Cold War Kids
s: (frustrated preteen sigh/grumble)
me: you don’t like it?
s: no, they’re good at their instruments and lyrics but it’s not life changing like Taylor Swift.
funny stories/happy endings 