
Best Friend = Friend who shows up to the party with fancy champagne! (Taken with Instagram at 3325)

Best Friend = Friend who shows up to the party with fancy champagne! (Taken with Instagram at 3325)

Here’s to : Spring Break! Husbands who make 6 figures! Our friendship blossoming in the spring! (we’re gifted toasters) (Taken with Instagram at Sweetwater Tavern)
me: I’m going through a Bob Dylan phase right now…
Julia (age 13): Bob Dylan? What’s he written?

Spring Break has officially begun! (Taken with instagram)
Ms. McLaughlin, why aren’t you married? You always have the best snacks!
overheard in 8th grade (today’s snack: strawberries and green and red grapes)

Girls Night + Patrick = “you girls would be the best harem EVER!” (Taken with Instagram at 3325)

things that make you feel 8: your dad “catching” a foul ball and promptly tossing it to you (Taken with Instagram at Nationals Park)
Don’t touch me! Stranger Danger!
The one and only Patrick Gerhold… on a very crowded elevator at Nationals Park
Jeans and a top? I’m not wearing jeans and a TOP, that’s what you wear when you’re trying to get laid. I’m wearing a sundress and cardigan because I’m trying to get MARRIED!
the notorious J.K.M. strikes again