Uncategorized | funny stories/happy endings

dear new orleans saints, thanks for making me understand why people love football!! (being from dc, i’d forgotten)

“you asked for a comedy!”

i had to, my tolerance for the scary/creepy is close to nonexistent…

dexter season 1 detox = fraggle rock

frame worthy, no?

the story of my life, or why i never had a name license plate on my bike

thanks to the 7 menopausal woman at home goods who alerted me to babycakes missing sock… my sons feet aren’t cold at all!

just described my future blog as “nie nie + dooce – babies + style me pretty x martha stewart + booze”