I plan to use the Obama 2012 campaign as my own personal dating service…
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UP, UP, UP! IT’S GOING TO BE A BIG, BIG, BIG DAY!
EFFIE TRINKET (via thecapitolcouture)
we came to return a table cloth and left with: a black spandex Kelly Kapowski dress, cobalt fringe bikini top, felt floppy hat, refried beans, rhinestone ballet flats and headband, blood orange chobani, and tortillas. because that is how you do Target! (Taken with instagram)
you know you’ve had a good night when you find your shoes (which you thought you lost) in your purse at brunch the next morning… (Taken with instagram)
There is no reason for you to be inside of a trash can.
Overheard at After School Clubs
I need to learn how to marry a pro athlete.
KEW
Yay! Let’s make out. After you shave your face and burn that hat. Yay!
Happy Endings
No one is listening and there is so much work to do!
Or my week so far.
This silly little video is an epic violation of international copyright law, and while watching it makes me inexplicably happy, posting it on my site also makes me an evil, evil pirate under the current markup of SOPA.
This post would technically qualify as a federal crime, and without a crack team of intellectual property attorneys on retainer, I might find myself staring down the business end of a court ordered domain seizure initiated by the Church of Scientology on Will Smith’s behalf.
I’m only a little bit kidding.
Fuck Scientology.
Fuck the police.
(Source: http://www.youtube.com/)
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