
“how do you have all of those keychains and no bottle opener?” (Taken with instagram)

“how do you have all of those keychains and no bottle opener?” (Taken with instagram)
“As a woman you disgust me; as your friend, good for you!”
Oh my god my hair looks awesome! We should take it somewhere!
I just want someone who makes me laugh and who isn’t an asshole. I don’t think that’s that too much to ask for.

new month, new calendar… contrary to popular belief, that is a cornucopia not a pile of poop.

who needs halloween candy when there’s eye candy?

new Sikes siblings (Taken with Instagram at Casa de Marcia-Rita)

October in Virginia (Taken with instagram)
marcia: you’re trying to get a boyfriend and I’m trying to get a dog!
b: and somehow I always get the dog…