Why the Fleetwood Mac? Did something bad happen?

j: are babies invited?

me: its girl’s night, of course babies are invited!

Well, take pictures and do crafts IS what I want to do with my life…

Do you realize the first time Ross and Rachel got together they were our age?!

frightening realizations… also, Friends is on Nick at Night now…

Thanks, David!

Jenny and I are complaining about boys (what else?!) David rudely interrupts…

David: You girls should have your own reality show! You could call it “Single and Pushin’ 30”!

me: Shut it!

David: Or “Missed the Boat”

Bill: How about “Confronting Spinsterhood”?

I have a solution and it’s called Stevie Nicks

a car ride “Dreams” sing along cures what ails ya!

Aren’t you a little young to be in love with Glenn Campbell?

oh Billy Boy, you have no idea!

i love madonna

me: where’s black jesus? it’s not like a prayer without him…

E: cee-lo is black jesus you idiot!

Texts only single girls receive