What’s that condition called? The one where you have a constant baseline of mild anxiety? The one that also has uncertainty and awareness of mortality, you know which one I mean? It’s on the tip of my tongue. Oh, that’s right. LIFE. Deal with it.
wisdom
All of my boyfriends are imaginary, it’s soooooo annoying.
B (via ambershelley)
December 10
28 so far = surprise gifts, homemade cards, wine by the fire, best friends, fancy dinner, wine, my son Amelia Kristen, bohicket run ins, hogs-tooth scarves, “sue-weeeeeeeeee”, wine, boys named trail mix, “we all know what YOU wished for!” beers, JM DD, dog shame
If the next year is half as fun, well, I’m going
be exhausted!
You Might Be Single If…
You only wear your lacy, sexy underthings on laundry day, when your 100% cotton boy shorts are unavailable
The way you were sleeping I thought we’d never get anything done.
My dear Mother, apparently 7 am is sleeping in on Thanksgiving
Never share dessert with a pregnant woman, lesson learned.
What else is there?
Things single girls say
Intellectual conversations
me: I don’t like Voldemort…
Ambs: Nobody does Brannon, nobody does.
And, you know, politics aside, the success of Sarah Palin and women like her is good for all women — except, of course, those who will end up, you know, like, paying for their own rape kit ‘n’ stuff. But for everybody else, it’s a win-win. Unless you’re a gay woman who wants to marry your partner of 20 years. Whatever. But for most women, the success of conservative women is good for all of us. Unless you believe in evolution. You know, actually, I take it back. The whole thing’s a disaster.
the missing portion of Tina Fey’s acceptance speech, which was snipped by PBS from last night’s broadcast of the Mark Twain Prize ceremony. (via washingtonpoststyle)
Words can not properly express my love for Tina Fey.
Letting morality get in the way of making money? I might as well be go and be a teacher!
funny stories/happy endings 