She’s your pube shirt.
I missed you, Liz Lemon!
She’s your pube shirt.
I missed you, Liz Lemon!
but, i’m thinking cobalt and gold

is the new aqua and red

K: Man, I am such an old lady! I joined the “Wine of the Month” club…
Me: Oh. Yeah, you are an old lady. But I’ll help you drink your wine, oldie!
Get those nailbreakers!
Ladybugs
Just submitted our ticket request for The Martha Stewart Show for our NYC girls weekend! It made me a little weepy to write it, so I thought it might be worth posting.
“We’ve all been friends for 10 years or more (some since birth) and we’ve been through it all together! High School Graduation, College, bad boys, bad choices, bad jobs, road trips, 21st birthdays, broken hearts, good men, engagements, first apartments, kitchen fires, weddings, babies, dogs, first homes you name it, we’ve lived it and always together!


I think it speaks to our strong bond that we are all in different life phases; we each fall into one or more of these categories the show gave:
Soon-to-be Mom, New Mom, Mom of a Toddler, Bride-to-be, Newlywed, College Student,Young Professional
and we are all still close friends. Martha is my domestic inspiration and all my best recipes (girls night staples include mac and cheese, tomato soup and pound cake) are secretly hers (shhh… everyone thinks I am an amazing self taught cook.)”
there’s a smorgasbord of unspoken poisons
a whole childhood of potions
that are all bottled up
and so one by one i am dusting off labels
i am uncorking bottles and filling up cups
so go ahead and have a taste of your own medicine
and i’ll have a taste of mine
but first let’s toast to the lists
that we hold in our fists
of the things that we promise to do
differently next time
marrow
ani difranco
Mother, the girl is SEX.
Don’t go mistaking paradise for a pair of long legs
trying my best not to quote Some Kind of Wonderful in it’s entirety
A: Your boobs are popping out again!
B: Do I look like a slut again?
A: That, or a homeless person.
Why am I not writing screenplays?