Stay off television and on birth control.
wisdom
Invite him out for a drink and then, after about twenty minutes, casually drop into the conversation the fact that you’d like to marry him and have lots of sex and babies.
It’s okay if your drunk little sister almost drowns, as long as Jake Ryan pops your cherry!
On “Mermaids”
Dear Bears and Dogs and Chickens and Things, Is New York, Is Play, Is BROADWAY!
I have a secret, but it’s not facebook public yet…
The best kind of secrets are not for facebook secrets.
I love when people I love have little people I love!
Maybe I’ll get a blog, how would you like that!?
Mom, who I think doesn’t like being blogged about!
…Haters are confused admirers who can’t understand why everybody loves you…
Paulo Coelho (via namanhtran, quote-book) (via pencilhead)
we’re all kinky freaks
Betsey: I have no shame…
me: We’re all kinky freaks!
Betsey: Yeah i agree, others are just in denial or prudes or too embarassed to admit it or maybe just too boring…
me: Prudes or liars, which is it? I hope our friends are liars but I think they might just be prudes.
That’s What Friends Are For
B: i think i might do phone sex part time, thoughts?
Me: what? I knew you were a whore, but when did you start charging?
B: well i am sick of being a ho for free.
Me: I’m putting that on my tumblr.
B: Me too.
i love my new camera / i hate my new camera
I flirt with becoming a camera snob…
I buy something fresh, highly rated and expensive (for a nanny/student) use it compulsively until it breaks and then use my cellphone camera for long streches of time, always forgetting (putting off?) buying a new one. I get used to the cellphone camera, the quality (or lack thereof) and features.
And then I bite the bullet and buy a new camera and am over the moon about it until I start to think “what could I be doing with an even better camera?!” Guess it just boils down to having Leica* taste and a Canon point and shoot budget.
*which, sadly retails for about as much as my first car
funny stories/happy endings 