much like high school, the cool kids in assisted living are the ones with the cars

ugh, I was attracted to this guy but then I realized he had a cat

It feels like I have this boyfriend, and we’ve been dating awhile and he is so great and perfect and sexy and none of my friends have met him yet. And I’ve been hyping him up so much, bragging, really sold him. And then, we finally all go out together and he gets too drunk, dances badly, insults everyone and passes out early.

BOM

people are crazy on the internet! i don’t know why but it’s always such a surprise to me!

i don’t care about john mayer, i care about my dogs- can you feed them tomorrow?

Karen

classic mom, bringing me back down to earth

My hair hurts. I’ve been dating since I was fifteen. I’m exhausted. Where is he?

Charlotte York