“you are funny, you should have a t.v. show! it would be like that girl from friends and ‘roseanne’ “

maybe it’s not quite a tragedy… but it’s a little sad, right?

before i decide to take it as a complitment, which girl from friends do you think he was talking about?

everybody wins!

oh netflix, you impressed me with your fraggle rock selection… it was 1986 all over again and my father had yet to cancel hbo… but tonight when all i wanted to watch was:

you let me down.

i still have faith in you, (mainly because you possess season 2 of dexter) but please try not to let me down again.

yours,

brannon

(rhetorical question…)

just googled: “fat dating”

this is what i found:

http://www.bbpeoplemeet.com/

if that guy is what is out there, i’m eating celery and greek yogurt for the next 18 months! no thank you!

the 2nd result was for “who is chow yun-fat dating”

http://www.whosdatedwho.com/celebrities/people/dating/chow-yun-fat.htm

though it has been a long time since 22, when someone says it’s snowing i’m 8 years old

dear new orleans saints, thanks for making me understand why people love football!! (being from dc, i’d forgotten)