Just because you’re naked doesn’t mean you’re sexy. Just because you’re cynical doesn’t mean you’re cool.
Tom Robbins (via dailystendhalnitesaudade)
wisdom
mothers and daughters
me: why can’t you ever just say “that sucks, I’m sorry??
her: because if you listened to me in the first place it wouldn’t suck and I wouldn’t have to say “I’m sorry”!
Brannon, this is your Dad*, I’m looking at the cheese situation and we’re going to need baguettes, lots of them!
* my Dad, who somehow thinks there is someone else named “Dad” in my phone and he needs to identify himself…
Being any kind of happy is better than being miserable over someone you can’t have.
Life lessons via “Breaking Dawn”
It would be easier if the way he was sometimes was the way he was ALL THE TIME.
every girl. ever.
good friends vs. great friends
when you’re dancing with your crush of 10 years at your best friend’s wedding…
good friends are happy for you.
great friends take a sneaky stalker picture and show you later because they “figured you would want that captured.”
because I like to complain (Taken with instagram)
I don’t talk trash; I talk smack. They’re totally different. Trash talk is all hypothetical like ‘Your Mama’s so fat she could eat the internet’ but smack talk is happening like right now, like you’re ugly and I know it for a fact cause I got the evidence right there.
Kelly Kapoor (via brannonollivier)
On Juggling Three Women
“As a woman you disgust me; as your friend, good for you!”
Oh my god my hair looks awesome! We should take it somewhere!
funny stories/happy endings 