‬ ‪I just want someone who makes me laugh and who isn’t an asshole. I don’t think that’s that too much to ask for.

sothenshe

Your looks are kinda pretty when your face don’t screw it up.

As your best friend I forbid you from marrying a Republican who doesn’t read books!
Gross!

unzipping my dress was the nicest thing he’s ever done for me
and even that was self serving

Most attraction has its roots in the unconscious desire to pick a good mate. Nerds are hot because they wear argyle well we subconsciously know we want our kids to be smart. Athletes are hot because their bodies are pretty we subconsciously know we want our kids to be strong. Therefore, it makes complete evolutionary sense for women to be drawn to men who play guitar because we subconsciously know we want our kids to be moody.

Guys with Guitars

Meghan O’Keefe via Hello Giggles

It’s not that I don’t believe in God, it’s that I don’t believe in getting out of my warm bed to go to church.

I just want to get to the point in the relationship where we’re making out and I can tell him what to wear