me: I made the mistake of listing Star Wars as one of my favorite movies and now nerdy boys message me to talk about Star Wars…
Ambs: just tell them your favorite is Episode One and they won’t want to talk to you anymore
wisdom
Best Band Name: Just the Tip
sorry “hey that’s my bike” and “frozen embryos, you’ve been demoted.
I would just like everything marc jacobs.
my needs are simple needs
Brannon, men are basically stupid.
Love life advice via The Matriarch
Your birthday’s theme should be “29 is old, buy me presents”! Wouldn’t it be cool if we had live music that we didn’t have to pay for?
Apparently there is a girl’s night uniform: v neck tee from gap, old navy or target, pocket optional, colors vary from white to aqua to coral to periwinkle
Coffee > Mass
J: we’re going to go to mass…
B: hmmm, I guess I’ll come… IF I can bring my coffee
J: you can’t bring coffee
B: what?
J: you can’t bring Starbucks to mass!
B: you’re kidding! They can’t be turning people away for having coffee!
J: no coffee.
B: well I guess I’m not going to mass!
Cool evening breezes are just sneaky fall trying to trick you into accepting that the end of summer is near, and that is not okay.
Stay, Romeo and Juliet, Hungry Eyes
“oh my god it’s like an epic movie soundtrack movie marathon”
On having watched dirty dancing, reality bites and empire records all in the last week… next up: singles
Adventures in Online Dating
a: you should go on a date with him to see how tall he is!
n: yeah!
b: only if you come and spy from the bar…
a: we can wear wigs even though he won’t know who we are!
n: yes!
funny stories/happy endings 