Dear Boys,
Please stop making me hate bands because their songs remind me of you.
Love,
Brannon

A tan

Holding a baby

A guitar

A dog

An accent

An income

coketalk:

— Republican New York State Senator Roy McDonald comes out for gay marriage, tells opponents he’s tired of Republican-Democrat politics. “They can take the job and shove it.”

Sir, I will be donating to your next campaign.

Prehistoric Life- The Flintstone’s Movie

Military History- Major Payne

Chemistry- Honey I Shrunk The Kids

Poverty in America- The Blind Side

History of Basketball- Pistol Pete

WWII aka Ms. M loves Christian Bale- Empire of the Sun

Feminism in America- A League of Their Own

me: see it was good i talked to her because now you know she wants you!

d: yeah, she wants me. she invited me to this thing.

me: good! perfect! go, you have to go! yay romance!

d: should i go or should i blow it off? if i blow it off she will really want me.

me: ugh! YOU SHOULD GO! i hate boys.

d: i’m blowing it off.

me: i hate you.

d: it always works.

me: girls are dumb.

or adventures in online dating

my matches?

• devotees of religions i have never heard  of
• men who were born women
• proud owners of multiple cats
  
• “big poppas”
• mask wearers (i.e. storm troopers, darth maul, ninjas)
  
• over zealous nascar fans
• dirty old men
• dirtier older men

and “RowdyMan_pal” is definitely NOT Paul Walker: