Think this might be the reason for the 50% divorce rate… The Weddings section at B&N is twice the size of the Sex section… the Wedding only lasts one day…

In true Brannon fashion, I forgot to read the fine print on the invitation to my friend Katie’s wedding and I just realized it’s Black Tie! The only things I have that are remotely “Black Tie” are bridesmaid dresses from the many weddings I’ve been in.

So the hunt for a formal dress was on! I finally found something via bloomingdales.com and, alas, it’s $458! Not in the budget in the slightest! I considered buying it, wearing it and returning it but my track record with dancing and cocktails guarantees a spill… oh, and it would be dishonest. So, does anyone want to buy me a $458 dress? 

Furthering the argument for mixed babies… Or why KiKi won’t give the white boys the time of day