
GPOYW- self portrait attempt #5 = fail

GPOYW- self portrait attempt #5 = fail

my parents should have known I was going to be trouble

“that stain is ketchup and that one is poop”
or things only a mama would say


my heartbreak was quickly forgotten when i found sangria jars for $12.99!
Poor Brannon. You would think she just found out her dog died, but no. In fact she just read that John Mayer and Jennifer Aniston might be back together. It was a very sad 30 minutes. Then we went shopping!

(via mystupidmouth1983)