
thank you!
“And it’s like, if you have the luxury of going out to a bar on a Friday night and you think that the bartender is there for any reason other than to make money because she wouldn’t want to be out with her own friends doing the exact same thing, then you’re a selfish moron. The bartender is at work the same way that you’re at work all day. Except she can’t even drink on Friday nights!
So tip the bartender, tip your waitress, don’t leave toilet paper on the floors in public bathrooms, and give me my fucking sound bite so I can go home to my dog.”








