In this episode of “Ask Amy,” Amy Poehler fields a question from a young lady who’s unhappy with her body—and pretty much gives the best answer ever.
Advice: Amy Poehler Teaches You to Feel Better About Your Body(via @Jezebel)
Links
gosling dethroned by a ginger beard?
The List 2012
pittsburg over portland?
naps over apps? (yes, please!)
white whiskey? why not!
district 12? of course.
vacation porn
must have item of the day
“in spite of his asserting that her manners were not those of the fashionable world, he was caught by their easy playfulness”
real estate porn
I have found the house, now I just need to somehow become independently wealthy, marry filthy, stinking rich or win the lottery…
via coketalk
Illustrated Tweet Of The Day
yours truly aka @justcallmebran was hello giggles tweet of the day! (4 days ago but, hey, who’s counting?)
Pretty Much Over = Still Alive and Well in Middle School
almost can’t bring myself to say it but… “story of my life”
“I think I threw up in my mouth a little.”
“Uh, I liked it better when it was called ___________.”
“That’s just how I roll.”
”____________ is the new ____________.”
“Uhhh… random?”
”____________ called, it wants its ____________ back.”
“Because if we don’t, the terrorists will win.”
“I…
I laughed, I cried, I agreed with the part about drummers…
Tina Fey’s prayer for her daughter
First, Lord: No tattoos. May neither Chinese symbol for truth nor Winnie-the-Pooh holding the FSU logo stain her tender haunches.
May she be Beautiful but not Damaged, for it’s the Damage that draws the creepy soccer coach’s eye, not the Beauty.
When the Crystal Meth is offered, May she…
my crush on dave grohl can only be described as “major”
“He certainly wasn’t a Swiss prostitute that Martha Stewart recommended to me.”
the story of my life, courtesy of tina fey
“He certainly wasn’t a Swiss prostitute that Martha Stewart recommended to me.”
funny stories/happy endings 