next bold move

now i have even more unrealistic expectations of my iPhone

via sonnydisco

Study: iPhone grippers have more sex than Android clutchers

“What if Obama were a Muslim? What would be wrong with that? There would be nothing wrong. There is no religious test in this nation for holders of office. This is not a “Christian nation,” although you often hear that, because of what is specified in the Constitution. America was founded by refugees from religious persecution, and the Founding Fathers deliberately wrote in safeguards to prevent an Established Religion.”

“buster mclaughlin” has such a nice ring to it

further proof it’s always dick cheney’s fault

“need it? of course i need it!”