Never share dessert with a pregnant woman, lesson learned.

What else is there?

Things single girls say

And, you know, politics aside, the success of Sarah Palin and women like her is good for all women — except, of course, those who will end up, you know, like, paying for their own rape kit ‘n’ stuff. But for everybody else, it’s a win-win. Unless you’re a gay woman who wants to marry your partner of 20 years. Whatever. But for most women, the success of conservative women is good for all of us. Unless you believe in evolution. You know, actually, I take it back. The whole thing’s a disaster.

the missing portion of Tina Fey’s acceptance speech, which was snipped by PBS from last night’s broadcast of the Mark Twain Prize ceremony. (via washingtonpoststyle)

Words can not properly express my love for Tina Fey.

Letting morality get in the way of making money? I might as well be go and be a teacher!

You’re a bad idea with a good head on your shoulders.

The Big C 

I like your ring!

My hero, Natalie O. to the sloppily drunk, very married man hitting on Keeks at the bar

Sabotage?! But thats what I do to me!

30 rock is my most favorite

If a black Republican president had come in, helped turn around the banking and auto industries (at a small profit!), insured millions through the private sector while cutting Medicare, overseen a sharp decline in illegal immigration, ramped up the war in Afghanistan, reinstituted pay-as-you go in the Congress, set up a debt commission to offer hard choices for future debt reduction, and seen private sector job growth outstrip the public sector’s in a slow but dogged recovery, somehow I don’t think that Republican would be regarded as a socialist.

Andrew Sullivan (via azspot)

27, and we’re talking about how to kiss boys with braces?? Has nothing changed in 14 years?