What is it with you girls and trapping guys who are younger then you?

Mr. Aguero (who, please note is very happily trapped by an older woman)

I would have married her a lot sooner if she had cooked! I had to wait and see if I’d be taken care of!

We did some amazing dry humping in the beginning!

G.N.C.

Speaking of dumps she looked like a dump in her wedding dress!

Girls Night Confidential: one bottle in

You dance like an educated woman

You’re not the perfect hand but I don’t hit on 19

i’ve been listening to you talk for 28 years! why the hell would i want to read your blog?

mrs. m (always keeping me humble)

I love that beard.

it’s true, I really really do!

B (via ambershelley)

I was going for Lauren Conrad but I achieved Sister Wife

on up dos

They care about me. They just refuse to show it with words or actions.