It’s okay if your drunk little sister almost drowns, as long as Jake Ryan pops your cherry!

On “Mermaids”

Dear Bears and Dogs and Chickens and Things, Is New York, Is Play, Is BROADWAY!

I have a secret, but it’s not facebook public yet…

The best kind of secrets are not for facebook secrets.

I love when people I love have little people I love! 

Maybe I’ll get a blog, how would you like that!?

Mom, who I think doesn’t like being blogged about!

…Haters are confused admirers who can’t understand why everybody loves you…

Paulo Coelho (via namanhtran, quote-book) (via pencilhead)

You can look at it and know you’re not going to get the pleasure from it that you want.

-Frank Bruni

on a less than stellar dish though true of so many things!

I’m sick of just liking people. I wish to God I could meet somebody I could respect.

J. D. Salinger (via newyorkish) (via dressedtothe9s)

mystery phone, mystery phone
who could it be on the mystery phone

broken phone screen inspired songwriting 

much like high school, the cool kids in assisted living are the ones with the cars