Wow, your voice changed over the summer
Overheard in the Hallway, Welcome back to Middle School!
Quotes
Your birthday’s theme should be “29 is old, buy me presents”! Wouldn’t it be cool if we had live music that we didn’t have to pay for?
Apparently there is a girl’s night uniform: v neck tee from gap, old navy or target, pocket optional, colors vary from white to aqua to coral to periwinkle
Cool evening breezes are just sneaky fall trying to trick you into accepting that the end of summer is near, and that is not okay.
I’m not praying for world peace or to end hunger I’m praying for my hot OBX lifeguard to call me
The notorious J.K.M.
That’s why I called it a ‘rendezvous’, because it’s fraught with possibility!
Have your adventures, make your mistakes, and choose your friends poorly — all these make for great stories.
Chuck Palahniuk (via dailystendhalnitesaudade)
Your problem is you pick the wrong guys. You need to get a nice Harley guy, I got you a Harley sticker to put on your car so a cute Harley guy will see you and chase you down. I’m going to get you a Harley tee-shirt at our next stop!
Karen Con aka Mommy Dearest on my love life (given four days into her motorcycle trip)
We have been up since 5 o’clock because we both passed out at 8:30 last night; I guess in your terms you would say ‘Is this what monogamy has to offer?’
Target shopping and budgeting for Disney World trips? Is that what monogamy has to offer?!
funny stories/happy endings 