Oh I just put on my nightgown and I’m lying down.

Things 28 year olds shouldn’t say when asked what they are doing at 9:34 pm on a Friday night

Okay, let’s talk about what you bought at J Crew; I’m sick of talking about how we don’t have boyfriends.

28 = coming home from the beach with more liquor than you arrived with

well, it had better be an open bar!

my favorite, who will remain anonymous, on reunions

28 = regretting making good decisions

Summer, summer, summer time to help us forget, nine to fives
We have got to leave all that behind

Avett Brothers

We are going to every show within a 200 mile radius… Or 500.