It never ceases to amaze me that two undergrads with nothing to do can make a bigger mess of the house in 24 hours than a rock band with a fully stocked bar.

If you’re having a hard time with women you could try being funnier/smarter/more handsome.

Shelby Fero

The writer must be four people

1) The nut, the obsédé

2) The moron

3) The stylist

4) The critic

1 supplies the material; 2 lets it come out; 3 is taste; 4 is intelligence

A great writer has all 4— but you can still be a good writer with only 1 and 2; they’re most important.

Susan Sontag

Lots of love connections are made at Coachella!

Lily Aldrich (on her meeting fiancé Caleb Followill)

Yet another reason to go! Coachella 2012

Let me tell you something. I spent a year and a half getting health care passed. I had to take that issue across the country and I paid significant political costs to get it done. The notion that I am going to let you guys undo that in a 6-month spending bill, I said “you want to repeal health care? Go at it. We’ll have that debate” You’re not going to be able to do that by nickel-and-diming me in the budget. You think we’re stupid?

Barack Obama (via soupsoup)

Jeans and a top? I’m not wearing jeans and a TOP, that’s what you wear when you’re trying to get laid. I’m wearing a sundress and cardigan because I’m trying to get MARRIED!

the notorious J.K.M. strikes again