I’m sure I was talking in a hushed whisper which wasn’t hushed or a whisper.

Yours Truly

Charlie Sheen is an entertainer, and this is the first time he’s done his job in decades.

My answer when asked what I think of Charlie Sheen. (via coketalk)

don’t over-think it

 and, in other news I AM Liz Lemon…

Some people are so lucky they don’t see their personality when they look in the mirror.

(via kellyoxford)

Sex will get you dinner and a movie, holding out will get you cars and jewels and houses.

Madea

I don’t talk trash; I talk smack. They’re totally different. Trash talk is all hypothetical like ‘Your Mama’s so fat she could eat the internet’ but smack talk is happening like right now, like you’re ugly and I know it for a fact cause I got the evidence right there.

Kelly Kapoor

To paraphrase Charlotte York: I’ve been dating since I was 15, my hair is tired, WHERE IS HE?!