so long, sweet summer
Author: branolive
Mother, the girl is SEX.
Don’t go mistaking paradise for a pair of long legs
trying my best not to quote Some Kind of Wonderful in it’s entirety
reprise
A: Your boobs are popping out again!
B: Do I look like a slut again?
A: That, or a homeless person.

oh eric stoltz, you are responsible for my hot red head fetish.
you also made a dashing and humble Mr. Brooke

“I always forget Candace Cameron is the little sister!”
And so it begins!
A: Your boobs are totally hanging out. You look like a slut.
Me: Well, aren’t I?

he was supposed to be taking an “artsy” shot of my reflection in the mirror…
Why am I not writing screenplays?
Stay off television and on birth control.









