Author: branolive
Invite him out for a drink and then, after about twenty minutes, casually drop into the conversation the fact that you’d like to marry him and have lots of sex and babies.
chub cheeks and baggy beanie = the antidote to “this week’s birth control”
via people.com
finally i can have my leica without winning the lottery or marrying rich!
(via ohcardigan, vicesandverses)
This week’s birth control: Haircuts with a 2 year old
It’s okay if your drunk little sister almost drowns, as long as Jake Ryan pops your cherry!
On “Mermaids”
Dear Bears and Dogs and Chickens and Things, Is New York, Is Play, Is BROADWAY!
That’s exactly why I voted for him!
This is what my Tuesday night looks like, jealous?
haha I though soooo!!!! And It was un-freaking-believable!!!! Went to four shows total. At the Today Show he sang a large portion of Half of my Heart directly to me and my friend! We were front row. Gave her a guitar pick. Then this weekend I went to WPB which blew my freaking mind!!! He was amazing!!!! And gave shout outs to sooo many of my friends. We had a blast! I can’t even believe this summer and this past weekend! So much to tell!!! How about yooouuuu?!?!?!?
you guys are such champs! I couldn’t make the today show (work) but had the pleasure of watching with the kids I nanny which was an adventure in itself “why is John Mayer wearing pajamas on the Today Show?” I so wanted to go to WPB too, sounds like it was amazing! I did Virginia Beach with the same friend who came with me to the Kennedy Center and then Jiffy Lube Live with a big group of girls and a limo. We had lawn seats but ended up being upgraded to the amphitheater and it was a blast… at least from what a I remember… started the tailgate early with Margaritas 🙂
funny stories/happy endings 