You’re Like Totally Harshing My Mellow, Sammie!

After four weeks of preteen angst, hormonal crying jags, ATTITUDE and incessant Valley Girl chatter (which I have tried to combat with bribes, threats and consequences (I’m no amateur) ) I have found the PERFECT technique for battling 12 year olds who think they are 16 and starring opposite Nicolas Cage in Valley Girl… A taste of their own medicine! And oh my god is it radical and effective and like a ton of fun (hair flip), Like why didn’t I totally think of this like, sooner?

“Odds and Ends Margaritas”
Or what you make when you have tequila a plenty and no margarita mixer or lime to speak of.

2 cups tequila

2-3 lemonade ice pops

1/2 pint pomegranate-blueberry sorbet

1 baggie mushy frozen strawberries
leftover from some kids lunch

3-4 slices of watermelon

Throw everything in Marcia’s blender, cover with ice and enjoy!*

*stumble home later