
post pool shower + corona + vitamin water = clean, tipsy and hydrated

post pool shower + corona + vitamin water = clean, tipsy and hydrated

Now this is service! (Taken with Instagram at Casa de Marcia-Rita)

Quidditch Champion Drew (Taken with instagram)

angels sent from heaven aka birth control times seven (Taken with Instagram at Cruisin’ The Chevy Traverse)

not only is she a shoe wearin’ cat she’s a philanthropic shoe wearin’ cat (Taken with instagram)
S: Brannon, how come it’s dishonest to go in the pool at break when I’m not thirteen but it’s not dishonest to sneak snacks and sodas into the movies?
me: (momentarily stumped) well, the movies are a corporation and the pool is a non-profit; it’s okay to cheat corporations!
Your problem is you pick the wrong guys. You need to get a nice Harley guy, I got you a Harley sticker to put on your car so a cute Harley guy will see you and chase you down. I’m going to get you a Harley tee-shirt at our next stop!
Karen Con aka Mommy Dearest on my love life (given four days into her motorcycle trip)
attempting to purge my CD collection has led to listening to something corporate on repeat… it’s 2001 in the camry this week!