Schmoozed

8th grader: Ms. McLaughlin you look beautiful today and your hair looks awesome!

me: Thanks!

8th grader: (pauses) Can I have some grapes?

me: Nope.

8th grader: But I told you looked awesome!

She also gave me her smile, cheekbones and ability to accessorize

Thanks to my “mommy dearest” for teaching me: how to cook without a recipe, her well honed gift wrapping technique, “you’re a work in progress don’t settle”, it’s better if you make your own vinaigrette, “when in doubt go for a walk”, how to read, to fold the laundry as soon as it’s dry, “mothers never forget”, pan searing, a good antique beats pottery barn any day, to love babies and old people and all people and most importantly that “if you ever meet a man as nice as your father- Marry him!”

Pretty Much Over = Still Alive and Well in Middle School

almost can’t bring myself to say it but… “story of my life”

rickyv:

“I think I threw up in my mouth a little.”

“Uh, I liked it better when it was called ___________.”

“That’s just how I roll.”

”____________ is the new ____________.”

“Uhhh… random?”

”____________ called, it wants its ____________ back.”

“Because if we don’t, the terrorists will win.”

“I…

Pretty Much Over = Still Alive and Well in Middle School