8th grader: Ms. McLaughlin you look beautiful today and your hair looks awesome!
me: Thanks!
8th grader: (pauses) Can I have some grapes?
me: Nope.
8th grader: But I told you looked awesome!
8th grader: Ms. McLaughlin you look beautiful today and your hair looks awesome!
me: Thanks!
8th grader: (pauses) Can I have some grapes?
me: Nope.
8th grader: But I told you looked awesome!

family dinner Vietnamese edition (Taken with Instagram at Four Sisters)

FaceTime: because who doesn’t want to chat face to foot with their friends?

Thanks to my “mommy dearest” for teaching me: how to cook without a recipe, her well honed gift wrapping technique, “you’re a work in progress don’t settle”, it’s better if you make your own vinaigrette, “when in doubt go for a walk”, how to read, to fold the laundry as soon as it’s dry, “mothers never forget”, pan searing, a good antique beats pottery barn any day, to love babies and old people and all people and most importantly that “if you ever meet a man as nice as your father- Marry him!”

I’ll have a glass of the “Champaine” (Taken with instagram)

4 bottles of wine before 8pm = 3 way handholding (Taken with Instagram at JV’s Bar)
You should wear red. Men love red.
Men, according to 8th graders
me: so what did you learn from the video about the post war era?
student: black people invented rock and roll and then white people stole it!
If you’re having a hard time with women you could try being funnier/smarter/more handsome.
almost can’t bring myself to say it but… “story of my life”
“I think I threw up in my mouth a little.”
“Uh, I liked it better when it was called ___________.”
“That’s just how I roll.”
”____________ is the new ____________.”
“Uhhh… random?”
”____________ called, it wants its ____________ back.”
“Because if we don’t, the terrorists will win.”
“I…