Tina Fey’s prayer for her daughter
First, Lord: No tattoos. May neither Chinese symbol for truth nor Winnie-the-Pooh holding the FSU logo stain her tender haunches.
May she be Beautiful but not Damaged, for it’s the Damage that draws the creepy soccer coach’s eye, not the Beauty.
When the Crystal Meth is offered, May she…
Author: branolive
woof to wow in under 4 hours! Thanks pirate stylist (Taken with Instagram at Bellini Salon and Spa)
teacher appreciation week… I’m going to give them the benefit of the doubt and assume the bucket was once full (Taken with instagram)
The writer must be four people
1) The nut, the obsédé
2) The moron
3) The stylist
4) The critic
1 supplies the material; 2 lets it come out; 3 is taste; 4 is intelligence
A great writer has all 4— but you can still be a good writer with only 1 and 2; they’re most important.
Susan Sontag
preteen angst meets it’s match: purple sunglasses and a windows down volume up Taylor Swift sing along (Taken with instagram)
$7 buys you one clean(ish) car and one very happy (and tired and sweaty) 9 year old (Taken with Instagram at Casa de Marcia)
Good Friends/Best Friends
Good friends help you look when you lose one of your contacts.
Best Friends put your contacts in your eyes for you because you just chopped serrano peppers and it burns if you do it yourself. And your eye makeup is so cute you can’t bear to wear glasses! And the party is about to start!
Father Daughter Conversations
Dad (arriving early morning): Hey, are there any guys here?
Me (unnecessarily panicked and feeling very 16): What? No! It’s early!
Dad: Oh. Shit. Will there be guys here later?
Me: Probably… Why?
Dad: Oh, I have heavy things to move and I only have daughters.
holy second dress!
funny stories/happy endings 