“Odds and Ends Margaritas”
Or what you make when you have tequila a plenty and no margarita mixer or lime to speak of.

2 cups tequila

2-3 lemonade ice pops

1/2 pint pomegranate-blueberry sorbet

1 baggie mushy frozen strawberries
leftover from some kids lunch

3-4 slices of watermelon

Throw everything in Marcia’s blender, cover with ice and enjoy!*

*stumble home later

S: Brannon, how come it’s dishonest to go in the pool at break when I’m not thirteen but it’s not dishonest to sneak snacks and sodas into the movies?

me: (momentarily stumped) well, the movies are a corporation and the pool is a non-profit; it’s okay to cheat corporations!