Your problem is you pick the wrong guys. You need to get a nice Harley guy, I got you a Harley sticker to put on your car so a cute Harley guy will see you and chase you down. I’m going to get you a Harley tee-shirt at our next stop!
Karen Con aka Mommy Dearest on my love life (given four days into her motorcycle trip)
attempting to purge my CD collection has led to listening to something corporate on repeat… it’s 2001 in the camry this week!
me: i mean did you see how he chopped that horcrux?
Kimmy: Hahaha yes
me: so hot
everyone should have a friend with a chef boyfriend (Taken with Instagram at “it’s called ‘Marcia’s Porch!’ “)
Girl: Then we went to a Nickelback concert, which was a terrible experience. Everyone around us was smoking dope. Every single person. It was gross.
WOULDN’T THAT BE THE ONLY GOOD THING ABOUT THAT CONCERT?
the “grownups” (Taken with Instagram at AMC Tysons Corner 16)
HP7P2 in 3D with 3 of 4 Ferris’, the future Cogans and Ambs (Taken with Instagram at AMC Tysons Corner 16)
Margaritas with Marcia-Rita! (Taken with Instagram at Clare and Don’s Beach Shack)
Mrs. Patrick Gerhold
funny stories/happy endings 