me: so what did you learn from the video about the post war era?
student: black people invented rock and roll and then white people stole it!
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If you’re having a hard time with women you could try being funnier/smarter/more handsome.
Pretty Much Over = Still Alive and Well in Middle School
almost can’t bring myself to say it but… “story of my life”
“I think I threw up in my mouth a little.”
“Uh, I liked it better when it was called ___________.”
“That’s just how I roll.”
”____________ is the new ____________.”
“Uhhh… random?”
”____________ called, it wants its ____________ back.”
“Because if we don’t, the terrorists will win.”
“I…
I laughed, I cried, I agreed with the part about drummers…
Tina Fey’s prayer for her daughter
First, Lord: No tattoos. May neither Chinese symbol for truth nor Winnie-the-Pooh holding the FSU logo stain her tender haunches.
May she be Beautiful but not Damaged, for it’s the Damage that draws the creepy soccer coach’s eye, not the Beauty.
When the Crystal Meth is offered, May she…
woof to wow in under 4 hours! Thanks pirate stylist (Taken with Instagram at Bellini Salon and Spa)
teacher appreciation week… I’m going to give them the benefit of the doubt and assume the bucket was once full (Taken with instagram)
The writer must be four people
1) The nut, the obsédé
2) The moron
3) The stylist
4) The critic
1 supplies the material; 2 lets it come out; 3 is taste; 4 is intelligence
A great writer has all 4— but you can still be a good writer with only 1 and 2; they’re most important.
Susan Sontag
preteen angst meets it’s match: purple sunglasses and a windows down volume up Taylor Swift sing along (Taken with instagram)
$7 buys you one clean(ish) car and one very happy (and tired and sweaty) 9 year old (Taken with Instagram at Casa de Marcia)
funny stories/happy endings 