Good Friends/Best Friends

Good friends help you look when you lose one of your contacts.

Best Friends put your contacts in your eyes for you because you just chopped serrano peppers and it burns if you do it yourself. And your eye makeup is so cute you can’t bear to wear glasses! And the party is about to start!

Father Daughter Conversations

Dad (arriving early morning): Hey, are there any guys here?
Me (unnecessarily panicked and feeling very 16): What? No! It’s early!
Dad: Oh. Shit. Will there be guys here later?
Me: Probably… Why?
Dad: Oh, I have heavy things to move and I only have daughters.